I am Sloopy Pottynose

Here is a fun little experiment I used as a time killer for high school students. They loved it!

The following is excerpted from a children's book. Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. So:

1. Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a=snickle b=doombah c=goober d=cheesey e=crusty f=greasy g=dumbo h=farcus i=dorky j=doofus k=funky l=boobie m=sleezy n=sloopy o=fluffy p=stinky q=slimy r=dorfus s=snooty t=tootsie u=dipsy v=sleezy w=liver x=skippy y=dinky z=zippy

2.Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a=dippin b=feather c=batty d=burger e=chicken f=barffy g=lizard h=waffle i=farlke j=monkey k=flippin l=fricken m=bubble n=rhino o=potty p=hamster q=buckle r=gizzard s=licken t=snickle u=chuckle v=pickle w=hubble x=dingle y=gorilla z=girdle

3.Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a=butt b=boob c=face d=nose e=hump f=breath g=pants h=shorts i=lips j=honker k=head l=tush m=chunks n=dunkin o=brains p=biscuits q=toes r=doodle s=fanny t=sniffer u=sprinkles v=frack w=squirt x=humperdinck y=hiney z=juice

Have fun and let me know what your new name is!